This energy drink contains no spiders. (Not guaranteed nor certified) Our company prides itself on the lack of arachnids in each drink. Find an arachnid? Full refund on that specific purchase! (All power in this aspect is held by the Spiderless Drink Legal Agency) We were first inspired to start this buisness upon realising that some breeds of spider can fit through the entry point to most competing energy drinks. A spider can fit through the one on this drink too. We just do not want it to. Various sources on spiders:
The Wikipedia page on spiders.
The Britannica page on spiders.
Note: This page does not endorse spiders. The entire point of this idea was to create an energy drink without any spiders in it.